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Total Medals Earned: 233 (From 66 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,650 Points

FISHBANE

Red Suicide Unlocked 7/11/10
10 Points
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
3 x Golden Harpoons 5 Points Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill Slimy 5 Points Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
6 x Golden Harpoons 10 Points Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Mysterious Stranger 10 Points Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Harpoon Suicide 25 Points Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Scary Places 25 Points Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
The Last Goldfish 25 Points Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Unlocked "Learn to Fly"! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/140 points)

Fucking Bugs

Chow Down Unlocked 3/1/11
5 Points
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolution Unlocked 3/1/11
5 Points
Evolve for the first time
OM NOM NOM! Unlocked 3/1/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FUCKING BUGS! 5 Points lose the game
Oh shi- 5 Points Lose 80% of your health
Don't let them rot.... 10 Points Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Score! 25 Points Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Mow them down! 50 Points Kill 200 enemies total
RAWR! 50 Points Beat the game
That was a bit too close... 50 Points Bounce back from a really low health amount
Love it! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feast! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/12 (35/260 points)

Getting Screwed Over!

Feeling Screwed? Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Paying Tribute Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
Watch the end credits.
Dammit Blounty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 7/24/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/825 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Pecking Order Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Baby Steps 5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/500 points)

Harry Stick Journey

Dead Stick Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
3x dead
First Blood Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
First time dead
Flawless Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
Completing a level without accident
Being Evil 5 Points Use a chainsaw
Finaly Home 10 Points Help Harry find his way home
Movie Freak Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stick vs Wild Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/65 points)

Haunt the House

Nobody Home Unlocked 10/30/10
5 Points
Scare all the people out of the house
Spirit Level Unlocked 10/30/10
10 Points
Reach maximum atmosphere
Mass Hysteria Unlocked 10/30/10
25 Points
Freak out 5 people at once
The Final Curtain 10 Points Cause 10 suicides
Nine Tenths of the Law 50 Points Possess every item
Swinging Party 50 Points All lights swinging at once
Spice of Life 100 Points Use every possessable ability
Shoot for the Moon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)

Holiday Sim

Sudden Death Unlocked 7/31/10
5 Points
What a quick game!
Rockstar 10 Points a classic rockstar's end
Best Holiday Ever 25 Points so what is the typical holiday like?
King of the Waves 100 Points you are a beach boy!!!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Indie Jones

Hidden Treasure Hunter Unlocked 8/28/10
5 Points
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Ball Breaker 5 Points Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
69er 10 Points Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Tank Award 10 Points Collect 10 tanks in one game
The Century Mark 10 Points Collect 100 gems in one game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect 200 gems in one game
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Philanthropist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Voyeur Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)