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Total Medals Earned: 233 (From 66 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,650 Points

infect. evolve. repeat. 2

baby steps Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
do the evolution! Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
purchase your first upgrade.
first blood Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
destroy a white bloodcell.
this is madness! Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
spawn a total of 300 germs.
i will survive 5 Points at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
biohazard 10 Points infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
offense is the best defence 10 Points upgrade damage to level 10.
pandemic 10 Points have 65 germs alive at the same time.
resistance is futile 10 Points destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
these go to eleven 10 Points upgrade latency to level 11.
woah! 10 Points oh my god it's so intense!
zombie outbreak 10 Points spawn a total of 10000 germs.
actually defence is the best defence 25 Points upgrade immunity to level 9.
autopilot 25 Points upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
entering the hall of fame 50 Points start from scratch after completing stage 25.
me myself and i 50 Points upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
the virus has been spread 50 Points finish the final stage of the campaign.
black death 100 Points earn a total of 70000 EP.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
just one more try Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/485 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 6/8/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

K-Million

Child's Play Unlocked 7/5/10
5 Points
Score 10,000
Getting Warm 10 Points Score 40,000
Power Hungry 10 Points Use 10 Special Attacks
Attention Seeker 25 Points Use 20 Special Attacks
Bug Buster 25 Points Score 60,000
Super Lizzard 50 Points Score 80,000
Squirrel Toucher Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

AAAARRG!! Unlocked 6/9/10
5 Points
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction Unlocked 6/9/10
5 Points
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master Unlocked 6/9/10
5 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up Unlocked 6/9/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
ACT I Unlocked 6/9/10
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill Unlocked 6/9/10
10 Points
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Bash the Boar Unlocked 6/9/10
25 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Mass Destruction Unlocked 6/9/10
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/27 (90/1,000 points)

LARRY: Gnomergeddon

Ice Cracker Unlocked 6/14/10
50 Points
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Lil Gnome Thumper Unlocked 6/4/10
50 Points
Kill 50 small gnomes
Power Puncher Unlocked 6/4/10
50 Points
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Pot Shot Larry 10 Points Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Anger MisManagement 25 Points Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
Corpse Looter 50 Points collect 10 gems
Down-Whacks are Crack 50 Points Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Gnome Assassin 50 Points Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Miner Muncher 100 Points Kill 5 Gnome Miners

Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/435 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/21/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Extinction Unlocked 6/21/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Einstein Approves Unlocked 6/21/10
25 Points
Buy the Atomic Bomb
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/21/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned Unlocked 6/21/10
50 Points
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
You must be a relative... Unlocked 6/22/10
50 Points
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/290 points)

Meaty Boner

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 2/26/11
5 Points
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time Unlocked 2/26/11
5 Points
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner Unlocked 2/26/11
5 Points
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 2/26/11
10 Points
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beat Level 4 Unlocked 2/26/11
25 Points
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner Unlocked 2/26/11
25 Points
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat Level 5 50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)

Medieval Rampage

First Kill Unlocked 6/8/09
5 Points
Kill First Enemy
Tenth Kill 10 Points Kill Tenth Enemy
First Boss 25 Points Kill First Boss
Fourth Boss 25 Points Kill Fourth Boss
Second Boss 25 Points Kill Second Boss
Third Boss 25 Points Kill Third Boss
75 Achievements 50 Points Collect 75 Achievements
Fifth Boss 50 Points Kill Fifth Boss
100 Achievements 100 Points Collect 100 Achievements

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/315 points)

Medieval Rampage 2

First Kill Unlocked 9/27/09
5 Points
Slay your first enemy
100th kill Unlocked 9/27/09
10 Points
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat boss 1 Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Defeat the first boss
Defeat boss 2 Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3 Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Defeat the third boss
Defeat boss 4 25 Points Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat boss 5 25 Points Defeat the fifth boss
100 achievements 50 Points Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
All achievements 100 Points Complete every single task

Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/290 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle 50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 4/12 (100/500 points)