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Total Medals Earned: 233 (From 66 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,650 Points

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Deaf Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
The sound of silence...
Hospitalized Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Thirsty Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Frotteurism 5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Quitter 5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection 5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter 5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash 5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Violence 5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male 10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As 10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound 10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block 10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry 10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag 10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting 25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural 25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman 25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... 50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova 50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! 100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Complete the second chapter.
Rocket Sauce Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Complete the third chapter.
Gishy Unlocked 5/24/09
25 Points
Complete the fourth chapter.
Architect 10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/210 points)

St. Pattack

The Special Day Unlocked 3/17/10
10 Points
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Juggling 10 Points What an entertaining pastime!
Good Shepherd 25 Points Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Life Saver 25 Points Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
Master 50 Points No one can stop you!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Starmageddon

100_kills Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Reach 100 kills.
20_coins Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Collect 20 coins.
25_diamonds Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Collect 25 diamonds.
25_greens Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Collect 25 greens.
500_coins Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Collect 500 coins.
500_diamonds Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Collect 500 diamonds.
50_blues Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Collect 50 blues.
multiplier_x50 Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Get a x50 multiplier.
1000_kills Unlocked 2/23/10
25 Points
Achieve 1000 kills.
2500_kills Unlocked 2/23/10
25 Points
Achieve 2500 kills.
250_blues Unlocked 2/23/10
25 Points
Collect 250 blues.
multiplier_x100 Unlocked 2/23/10
25 Points
Get a x100 multiplier.
1000_diamonds Unlocked 2/23/10
50 Points
Collect 1000 diamonds.
2500_coins Unlocked 2/23/10
50 Points
Collect 2500 coins.
multiplier_x150 50 Points Get an x150 multiplier.
game_completed 100 Points Complete the game!

Medals Earned: 14/16 (270/420 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/19/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

the Engineer

Bomber Unlocked 11/12/11
5 Points
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Maxified Armor 10 Points Fully upgrade your armor
Maxified Turret 10 Points Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Maxified Weapon 10 Points Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Fully Loaded 25 Points Buy all hand held weapons at once
Survivor 25 Points Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Time for a FemBot 50 Points Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/135 points)

The Lance!

Handle on things Unlocked 9/16/11
5 Points
First Victory
Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points Beat the Champ.
Scrooge McJoust 10 Points Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Horses For Courses 25 Points Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Variety Kill Unlocked 3/29/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/29/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points 100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)